Sunday, June 08, 2008

a green card is not green...and other falsities

I did some research because I don't trust people.
Turns out the Green Card lottery notification was a scam.

(Keep breathing. It's fine.)

I am more disappointed that Kamau does not come out of this as an affirmed prophet than I am in the false news.


And in case you're wondering:

No, I actually don't feel like an idiot for dreaming for a minute about the possibilities. I feel pretty happy that I double and triple checked the legitimacy of the correspondences I received (yes, there were multiple emails, which did not ask for money right away, which made it all seem more legit). Besides, I already have a green card application in the works, and as some of you know, I immediately felt stressed about having to open a new file and pour money and time into this process simultaneously (which would happen even if the win was a legit one). So...oddly enough, I feel relieved now.


Apologies to all whom I have disappointed in my ninja powers of being ridiculously lucky.

I'm seriously OK with thisº. I hope you are, too.



º ...that is, with not actually having won the lottery. I certainly am not OK with the fact that there are assholes out there scamming people and playing with their hopes.




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